December 17, 2004
Not much time today so i'll make this short. Week fucking sucked, glad it's over, for the weekend i'll be hiding at home.


December 16, 2004
Dude 9
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December 10, 2004
It seems the dudes that are hotlinking to my site don't seem to be getting the message. So i put a new picture up that might get their attention...it's 1600x1200. Maybe they will see this one. Also i found another dude, so here ya go
Dude 8
I don't think it's new, people couldn't be that stupid, could they? I think the tracking software that my hosting site is using is just starting to pick them up. If i find more i'll be sure to post them here so we can laugh at them.


December 9, 2004
I just heard the news of Dimebag Darrell. Shot dead along with 3 others. HOW FUCKED UP IS THIS WORLD, HOW THE FUCK ARE WE STILL ALIVE AS A CIVILIZATION!! What else can you say...
Dimebag Darrell



December 8, 2004
Wow, 3 days in a row, this must be some kind of record for me. I've checked the Dude links and all of them still have my wonderful image up, so they are still stealing my bandwidth but they are getting a much better image now. The only conclusion i can come to is that they are all idiots that randomly were typing in letters on the keyboard and it happened to be the exact location for my image. Nothing much new to say today, I just wanted to have a 3 day in a row post. Actually there is something new, I want this t-shirt. So if i'm on your christmas list go ahead and get it for me. Hell even if i'm not on your list you can still get it for me. It is funny as hell, and i read it as soon as i seen it. Is that a bad thing? :-)


December 7, 2004
I remember back in 1994 hearing about Ayrton Senna dying in a crash. I followed NASCAR for a while and attended my first race that year so i was really just getting into the sport. I only knew the Senna name from watching racing shows and a couple F1 races. I got a mail order magazine at the time, "Speedzone", and it covered Indy, F1, and they had No Fear merchandise. I actually still get that magazine every once in a while at my moms. What i couldn't figure out is why the still had Senna merchandise in the magazine??? He was gone, so why were they still caught up with this guy? Fast forward 7 years to the 2001 Daytona 500. Dale Earnhardt was killed in the last lap of the race. I still buy Earnhardt stuff because for me he was my hero. When you were in grade school and they made you write the paper on your hero or who you most admired, i never really had anyone until Earnhardt. I never really followed sports growing up and never thought of baseball, basketball, or football stars as anything more than over paid crybabies. Although I never met the man he was in my home every Sunday, watching him race ontrack and watching his family grow up through the magic of television. His picture adorned my walls, his clothing covered me, and his tire my coffee table. His son, Dale Jr. is my age and i got to see him come in and race with his father for the first time in Japan. I got to see Jr's first win at Texas and Dale Sr. coming in to give his son a hug as a father. I shared in those moments like they were part of my life and when he died it was like losing a family member. I now understand why they still have Senna merchandise to this day in the "speedzone" magazine.


December 6, 2004
If you are not familiar with how websites work, you have the html file that sets up the documents and inside you tell everything where to go. All of the images on a page are stored locally and you point to them with a tag. If you wanted to see the "headlines" image at the top of this page you would type in "http://www.visualprozac.com/news.jpg". Go ahead and click on it to see what i mean. Now, thru the magic of the internet you can put a direct link to my image on your website and make it yours. Each time this happens some of my bandwidth is taken and theirs is not because the image is stored on my host. This is not a very nice thing to do because hosting companies sell you space with a bandwidth limit and if you go over that you have to pay more or your site is shut down. Soo, if i have 10k of bandwidth, i know 10k is really small this would just be an example, anyway i have 10k of bandwidth and an image takes 3k each time it loads. I put the image up on my server and put it on my page and i'm all happy i got a neat looking image on my page. 3 other people decide they are going to direct link to my image. I get on and find my website is down because i am over my bandwidth! What the hell happened, i ask myself? Well each of their sites took 3k to load the image and put me at 12k which is over my bandwidth. Now i'm am not a happy camper! So what can i do? I could try and find who is stealing my images, contact them, and try to get them to remove their link to my site. Some of the people might not be around anymore but they still have the site up, or some of them might be ass hats and tell me to fuck off. So, you are screwed while they suck up your bandwidth right? Wrong! Since the images are on your server you can rename them so it breaks the other persons link or you can have some fun. I found multiple persons linking to one of my images so i made a pretty little picture and named it over that file they were using. It is very graphic but if you would like to see what they all have on their websites now click Here. You can see their handywork on the following links. Most of them are very obvious, but if you don't see it look for the DMX links.
Dude 1
Dude 2
Dude 3
Dude 4
Dude 5
Dude 6
Dude 7 This one has a shitload of javascript popups and about 2 million images on the same page (stealing all of them by the way). This could possibly be the worst web page I have ever seen!
Lets see how long it takes them to notice!!!
I finished GTA San Andreas this weekend, I played almost nonstop since i got it. I would recommend it if you haven't already picked it up. Now i can go back to playing Halo 2. On the home front, 3 days wasn't nearly enough time to finish my dads house. It was much worse off than we thought, so we worked those three days and still have a shitload of stuff to do. I have been sick since Wednesday or so, so we haven't been back down. I'm still not feeling good so it will be a few days yet till we go.


November 23, 2004
Spam mail is wonderful. Today I can have fuller, firmer natural breasts, Increase my manhood with no embarrassing doctor visit, I can make my sex life go from zero to WOW and have a woman who is eager, wet, hot and squirming with anticipation. Get massive discounts on my medications all with out a prescription. My home loan has been pre-approved with excellent rates. I can track all this progress with popular software i've ever imagined for extremely low prices. Right now i can get my Green Card to work and live in the USA, and they will even give me a free airline ticket to the US. And to wrap it up i can advertise this all to 28 million e-mail addresses for a low, low price. How can i ever pass that all up!!! These people should be forced to sit at a computer all day and delete spam that comes into them forever. Some of them we will only give a couple years sentence because they put hot chicks in their messages. Those ones that come in as all HTML code, those people should be beat to death with a keyboard. Those idiots can't even spam right. They can't even get their shit straight, the only one that would be of interest to me would be the home loan, I'm not a woman i pretty much don't need bigger breasts, my manhood is already at a large size and my sex life is way past WOW. I'm living in the US right now so why in the hell would i need a green card and I definitely do not want to spam 28 million people. Any way, r u ready for turkey day? we are probably going to my moms so we don't have to cook, it's much easier that way, then I'll have the rest of the week off, which i will be using to work. My dads house is an older style and the roof leaked and totally destroyed some of the ceiling. They got the roof fixed this fall so I am going to fix up the holes for him and maybe give 'em a fresh coat of paint. It needs a lot of work overall, so i don't know if 3 days will be enough.
The first Nextel Cup has been awarded and Kurt Bush is the winner, I'm not too fond of him but better him than the butt buddies of Gordon and Johnston. Earnhardt Jr finished 5th in the final standings which really sucks, guess he will just have to start again next year. Mark Martin came in 4th taking it over from Jr. at the last race. Only about 3 months till it starts up again! It's just not the same with out Dale Sr. out there, he was truly the man. My top 100 bands list is done, i had to make it 150 because i ended up with a lot more than 100, so it was easier to add than cut bands. I've grown tired of all the spyware on my PC so i figured i would try the new Mozilla browser. So far i like what i see, as far as spyware and virus exploits it is supposed to be better so i'm going to give it a try. The last time i used another browser other than IE was probably Netscape 1.0 long, long ago... You can get your free copy of the Firefox browser HERE. Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good night!!


November 16, 2004
Well, everything pretty much sucks doesn't it? For every step you take you have to take 2 steps back. It doesn't take long to fall behind. On the brighter side of things i saw the Dawn of the Dead remake last night. It was pretty good, the baby thing was really fucked up. If you see it you will know what i mean. I think it would be fun to have zombies walking around and have an unlimited supply of ammo. But then of course you would have these pansy ass groups to come out..."oh, you can't torture zombies, they have every right to be here as you". They would just spoil the fun. I'm working on a top 100 list. The best bands of all time, I am choosing one song from each of the bands which is really hard because some bands have all good songs. Any way, my list so far is up to 135 bands so some are going to be cut. After i finish I'll post them here and you can agree to disagree with me or suggest your own. I removed some of the links to the left. The Geocaching link never got started so it's off, the lyrics was just too much a pain in the ass so they are gone. This "news" page has pretty much became my rants page as well as the page news so that link is gone. The Brain Teezers were stupid so that is gone. They can all still be found if you know how to find 'em. I added the Top 100 Link which doesn't have anything good right now, after i am done it will be posted. I should take the shop down, it's been up for ever and no one has bought shit!! If i had to pay for it, it would be gone. Go there now and buy something! I promise any profit that i make from it will go to a needy person!!! Ok, that is my bitching for the day so you can go away now...

November 8, 2004
I saw SAW (seen saw, seesaw, ?) this weekend. Definitely a must see movie of 2004. It really wasn't too gruesome, it was more psychological than anything. Very good none the less and i would recommend you drop what you are doing right now and go see it. This fucking stupid ass election is over and we can get back to our boring little lives. It looks like half the country is happy and half is pissed. I told you not to vote but no...you wouldn't listen. I found this neat little link on Fark today. It lets you show the states you have visited. Here is mine...

You can go Here to make yours.
Probably Hawaii and Nevada are the only 2 others that I would like to visit that i have not been yet, o and mardigras in New Orleans would be cool too.

October 29, 2004
Looks like another year is almost done, days are turning into weeks, weeks into months, months into years...I will be 3 decades old at the end of this year. I don't feel a day over 50. There is a new movie out today that looks very fucked up. Check it out here SAW. I'm going to see it this weekend, so I'll let you know how it is.
Don't forget little lambs, election day is fast upon us...

Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window
Go back to sleep
Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils,
See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do.

Count the bodies like sheep
Count the bodies like sheep

Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums

Count the bodies like sheep

Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums

Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums

Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep

Go back to sleep
Go to sleep
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep

Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep

Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums

Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums

Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep

Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums

I’ll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons
I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and a voice of reason
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices son
They're one in the same, I must isolate you…
Isolate and save you from yourself …

APC


October 19, 2004
I'm Max Risc and I approve this message...


Hello there fellow voter, I would like to share my with you my views on the upcoming election. I hope to leave you with an informed look at the candidates and how each can change our nation for the better. O...whoa...i don't know what the fuck i was typing there. Everyone is on this big fucking "your vote counts" kick. Vote, or your voice wont be heard, vote, or you will have no right to complain, vote this, vote that, bla, bla, bla... Guess what American citizens, YOUR VOTE DOES NOT MATTER! I'm not voting for either asshole because neither of them will help me, you or anyone. I have it pretty good here, but the people that are trying to get by working at McDonalds or Wal-Mart or any other place like that how the fuck r they living. They r not, they are just getting by, and the more the gas prices and health care and all the other shit they pile on goes up we are just gonna get poorer! Let's think about this, Say your the manager of McDonalds and your making 12.00 an hour, that's right around $25,000 per year. Not too shabby right...wrong. First they have to take their share of taxes which we will make 35% (This would include your sales tax, state income, federal income, social security, land tax, school tax, etc... and i don't know how fucking much it is so don't come back and say "well your way off, bla bla this bla", fuck you) Ok, sorry back to Mr. Anderson, manager of Mickey D's. That leaves Mr. Anderson with $16,250 for the year to take home to his wife and kid. But they need health care, so Mr. Anderson forks out $200 bucks a month for sub par health care with a $1,200 deductible and $20 copay (this part would be modeled after me). Also the family has 4 prescriptions per month so $80 for allergy medicine and what not, and Mr. Anderson forks out $4,560 to keep his family alive and well. Mr. Anderson now has $11,690 and is on his way home to see his family after a long day of work. To get there and back he needs a car. Lets say, he has a car that's paid off, its not the best but it goes when it needs to. Living in PA, Mr. Anderson needs a 4wd vehicle to get around in the winter so his 4WD gets 11 MPG. Mr. Anderson lives 10 Miles from McDonalds so he drives 20 miles per day. Figuring a 5 day work week, Mr. Anderson shells out $890 in gas to see his family. To make sure he gets there safely, he shells out $1200 in car insurance. So now that he can get back and forth he has $9,600 for his loving family. When he gets to his home his landlord is there and takes his $7,200 so Mr. Anderson can give his family a nice place to live. So, Mr. Anderson enters his house with $2,400. But it's dark and cold inside so Mr. Anderson pays $1,200 to see and $1,200 to stay warm. Well Mr. Anderson and his family has a good job, good health and a nice warm home,O wait, Mr. Anderson's wife and kid are dead because he didn't have any money left to feed his family after everything else... And that doesn't even account for all the expenses you would encounter in a year. What about the phone, and clothes, and soap, etc.
Fucked ain't it.
So when you tell Mr. Anderson that he can't bitch because he didn't vote don't come crying to me when he shoots your dumb ass in the face. Neither candidate is going to change Mr. Anderson's life to where he can live without worrying about either feeding his kid or keeping him healthy. They could, but they won't. Almost 35 million Americans have to make that choice everynight. Link
Don't tell me my fucking vote is going to change anything, the poor will still be poor no matter which jackass they elect.

October 11, 2004
It's good to be the king! I feel like shit this morning, I usually feel like shit but today I feel a little more shitty. I'm going to say shit alot, why u ask? Because Jr got fined $10,000 and 25 points for saying that word after he won at Talladega last week. So instead of leading the points after that race he was 2nd. That was a shitty deal, the shitty reporters caused the shitty deal. This week they put in a 5 second delay into the broadcast to prevent that from happening. I'm a big Jr. fan so I am a little biased that they should have not taken the points away, but it is good that they are policing their sport. The one announcer said about Lebron James plea bargaining his way out of a drug conviction and just getting suspended for 2 games. So i guess it is good that NASCAR clamps down so hard so it doesn't turn into a piece of shit sport like baseball or any other major sport out there today. I think they should have fined him money only, but its too late now. Hopefully the margin at the end of the year will be more than 25 points if he loses... Any way, If you haven't got the Guy Game for the xbox i suggest you go out now and pick it up, not only is it a fun game it has boobies! so even if you don't win the game you still win! Another couple games i would recommend are Burnout 3 and Test Drive: Eve of Destruction. Bout 3 is an amazing game, there is not much more they can do to make it better. I just got the Test Drive game last night and when i first played it i thought it was going to suck cuz the cars don't really drive, they kinda feel like you are floating instead of driving, but the complaints stop there, it is also a great game! It has so many types of races and they are all crazy, the one is a figure 8 track with a jump in the middle. U could imagine what happens in the middle, then they got the bullet time thing going on when a good crash happens, so wrecking actually becomes really really fun. so of the other modes are the suicide race, where half of the field races one way around the track and the other half races the other way, The blurb before the race starts says "avoid the oncoming traffic...or not" haha, it is great. Other than the way the driving feels the cars physics are very realistic. The racing and crashing makes up for the way the steering feels. That is pretty much my life the past couple weeks, all these games have really cut into my sleep time, if i could just find a way to cut them into my work time instead that would be perfect! Speaking of work time i must be getting back to it, so that will end my rant for today.


October 10, 2004
September 7, 2004
It's September already. Soon the snow will fall and the temperature along with it. I'm not that fond of cold weather...i think I've mentioned that a few times. I enjoyed my extended weekend, the weather was pretty nice and i got to sleep pretty much all weekend. I got Nascar 2005 for the xbox and played that all weekend. The graphics have been improved a little over the 2004 version but the biggest change is the inclusion of the other series. You start out in the featherlight series and work your way up thru the truck and Busch series to the cup series. You start under contract with other teams and when you get enough money you can buy your own team. It's a nice added feature to an already good game. Nothin much else going on, i was thinking about changing this webpage around but i am too lazy to do that so it will look like this for a while.


August 30, 2004
I the webmaster of Visual Prozac hearby proclaim the today will be know as August 30th 2004! Not much going on here. Still thinking about retiring. It's that whole living in a cardboard box that is stopping me. I'm kinda used to a house and bed, and showering, and food. I'm still waiting for this Internet thing to take off, I'm telling u its gonna be big :-) This year is going by so fast...summer is almost over and soon we will be up to our ass in snow again and i will be bitching about how cold it is. I really don't feel like typing today so i think i shall be done with this entry. O yea, if you haven't read "The Da Vinci Code" i recommend it.


August 11, 2004
I'm back after almost a month of scrambling around since my last post. Our wedding reception was great and our honeymoon that was just over on the 8th was great too! We needed good weather on 4 days, and all 4 had perfect weather. Not one, not two, four! each day before and after it rained and even flooded where we had our wedding a couple days before. So if you need nice weather for a outing we are available. The party has to be for us and we accept cash..hehehe. We went to the Poconos for our honeymoon, we went to the NASCAR race then spent the week after down there. We also rode in a stockcar around the Pocono speedway! Courtesy of the Stockcar Racing Experience. It was sooo fuckin' cool, we were going about 170mph at top speed. Next time we go back we will be doing the driving program. It's a little more pricey than riding so that will have to wait. We spent the rest of the time in our hotel rooms... sleeping, yea sleeping. We stopped in York PA to visit with my aunt for a couple days then, it was back home (and back to work *sob*) on Sunday. Since my last update I've also been introduced to Geocaching. It is a 'sport' where people will hide a treasure and give the coordinates on the GeoCaching.com website. You then go tracking thru the woods till you find it. It is usually a waterproof container, with little trinkets and a log book inside. You jot down your name in the book and take and leave a trinket. It is pretty much just walking around the woods, but with a purpose. I will be adding a section to log my finds on here when i feel like it. I have 3 finds already, 1 here by my home and 2 in York this past weekend.


July 19, 2004
Our big day has come and gone. Everything went perfectly, the weather was not too hot and it didn't rain. We had the service at 6pm and earlier it was about 90 degrees and really humid, so i thought we we gonna be dying of heat stroke, but by the time of the wedding it was cooler and everything went great. The lighthouse that we had it at was supposed to have it open for us, but no one was there so we couldn't get in. We gave them a hundred dollar donation to have it there, so they will be hearing from me. Other than that the day was perfect. Yesterday then, it rained down there all day and i guess it flooded there on the 15th. We now have the reception coming up on the 24th at our house so we are looking for another nice Saturday.


July 15, 2004
Wow, only 2 days 2 go. This will be my last post as a single man, when i return i will be a Mr. and Mrs.. I will have a wife. All we need now is that million dollar lottery and we will be set..hehe. We are leaving tomorrow for an undisclosed location in the south pacific where we will be getting married on the lip of an active volcano! After that we will be jetting off to Paris for a 3 month honeymoon, then a 6 month luxury cruise around the world on my private cruise ship, then vacationing in the Bahamas for the final 3 months of our first year. After that we will celebrate our 1st anniversary by going to Hawaii for a couple months...O wait i forgot i don't have a private cruise ship. Anyway, hopefully the weather will be nice, and everything goes as planned.

Green acres is the place to be
Farm living is the life for me
Land spreading out,
so far and wide
Keep Manhattan,
just give me that countryside...



July 2, 2004
Frank tells me there is 15 days 9 hours 36 minutes 24 seconds left...



June 29, 2004
I don't know about the current state of spam now a days. They don't even fucking try anymore. They have an image that usually doesn't display and then a bunch of words under it for some unknown reason. The latest ones that i have been getting are interesting. The image doesn't display like usual so all they have is the words. I believe they are trying to say something. Here is an example of one i received today, in quotes is exactly how it is in the e-mail

"girl defined by waif beams with joy, and grand piano inside ruminates; however, particle accelerator behind prefer..Unlike so many trombones who have made their unstable warranty to us.Elijah and I took particle accelerator near pig pen (with for scythe, around particle accelerator.Sometimes over cleavage hides, but behind bonbon always make a truce with carpet tack beyond polar bear! coolidge dignity aren't cozy pollard"

So what exactly are they trying to say? I believe he is trying to relay the story of a orphan girl. Her years have moved on and she is no longer a little girl, she has become the last person on earth. Through a series of events that she doesn't remember, all the people of this world have disappeared and she has been left alone these past 60 years. She enters a old grand ballroom, on her left she sees a grand piano and on her right a particle accelerator just like her and Elijah used to use when they were little ones at the orphanage. But alas neither of them work any more. She sits on the bench of the piano and remembers her first time with Elijah, they were in the log cabin sitting on the polar bear rug. That rug was so soft, nothing was soft anymore everything had been hardened over these years. He was feeding her bon bon's while peeking down her blouse that she remembers tearing on the nail that stuck out of the carpet when Elijah laid her down and caressed her softly for the first time. But that like everything else was a memory of long ago.

...or it could be a monkey typing on a keyboard?


June 17, 2004
It's Crazy Max here! Your Crazy Webmaster! Telling you to head on over to the Visual Prozac Online Store! Where prices are CRAZY!!! ...whoa, i don't know what the hell that was. It must be the drugs they gave me at the hospital yesterday. Any way I decided to add to my shops inventory of 3 shirts and a clock. There are now a shitload of things to pick from. Head on over now and I'll wait here for you. Ok, you've ordered one of every thing? That is what i like to hear. Everything went alright yesterday and like i said they gave me some gooood drugs during the procedure, so yesterday is kind of a blurrrr. Today wasn't a blur, but today was a good day. Exactly 30 days from today I will be getting married! Never thought I would hear that out of my mouth...err..keyboard, but in 30 days i will be on my way to a new life. Its all good baby!!!!


June 15, 2004
Well were getting close, almost a month a way. We have pretty much everything done and ready to go, just some things we have to make. I got the latest Dark Tower book do already. I did a marathon read and read it cover to cover on Sunday, about 8 hours over all. I read from midnight to 5 am then from 9pm to midnight to finish it. I don't get much time during the week to read so i knew i had to finish it when i could, and it was so fuckin cool i couldn't put it down. If you have never read it or heard of it i recommend you check it out. The Dark Tower. There is only one book to go in the series of 7 and it will be out September 21st this year. I get to go to the hospital tomorrow for tests, yippe me. At least that will get me out of work on a weekday. I will come in Saturday to make it up, which is much better cuz then no one will be here and i can get some shit done then. Work sucks anyway but working on the weekend is at least less stressful.


June 3, 2004
Do you have any fucking clue what you are doing? That is what i would like to ask some people sometimes. Some people just don't have a firm grip on reality....any way on to brighter things. We got our marriage license this past weekend, we had to drive to Maryland again to get it, but my aunt let us stay at her house in York for the weekend, so it was like a mini vacation. We had a great time the whole weekend and now i am back to work with one day to go till another weekend rolls around. Everything is getting close, soon i will be a married man and doing the husband thing. Not much different than it is now just official. Marriage hasn't ever meant that much to me. That is why we have rings tattooed on our fingers. That is more of a commitment than marriage can ever be. I'm getting married to let the world know that i am with her. In our hearts and minds we were already married. Here at work we just got a new building in this year, so this week they are tearing down the old building. I got some good video of it coming down. It was only a 3 story building so they are doing it with a big ass back hoe. I wanted them to implode it which would of been as cool as hell. But they wanted to do it this way. I say just stick some TNT in that fucker and run... hehehe. My office is down stairs so i don't get to see anything and i got warned not to stay out there too long. So screw 'em they don't get a cool video of it coming down.


May 11, 2004
We're getting ever so close to the big day, we got the food reserved for the reception and found out that we need our marriage license in Maryland, which sucks cuz we will need to make another trip just to get that. Other than that it's going good, I don't think we have to rent chairs now, cuz my sister knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy, ok it's a little simpler than that, but that would save us some bucks. We visited the Lighthouse last weekend and it was really cool. It looks small from the outside, but once you get inside it is huge. You can walk up to the top and look our from the light platform. it uses one of those little house light bulbs...it's cool as hell. On the web page here i've changed the snow video. It is now 8 meg in size but looks alot better, so for all you 56kers it might take some time. If you don't feel like scrolling down i will put the link here again. Go there now dammit! I was doing a web page for a band called frayed, cuz my friend was the lead singer...anyway i got it all setup and worked a few days on it and sent it to him. A while later i see that he quit, so i guess the web page is out. I did some cool graphics for them tho, and i might now change my page to that style. It is going to b a lot of work so i don't know if i will change or not. Speaking of updates both NIN and Slipknot have been updating their sites big time. They are both planning new records. Slipknot will be out this month and NIN is tba. The last NIN album that was out i stood in line at midnight on the release date to get it. That was probably one of the last CD's i ever bought. :-) Trent Reznor is a musical genius. He has way more talent than anyone out there today and is the best musician that ever was. And if you would like to argue the fact, sent a e-mail to fuckoff@gofuckyourself.com. I added some links to the HodgePodge and changed the adult links, have fun.


April 28, 2004
I changed the snow page around today, so if anyone actually gets there from someplace other than this page they know what the hell is going on. Not that anyone will actually see it. I've tried submitting it to some sites but with no luck. So back at home we are going back to cable TV, due to circumstances beyond our control our choice was made for us. Some of you will know why. This sucks cuz it's gonna cost an extra 30 bucks for "expanded" basic and a 100 dollars a month over all for internet and cable. This really sucks because the only thing i really watch is the races on Sunday which are on the regular channels, everything else i could live without. Where we live we can't get dsl so cable internet is our only option and you have to keep the basic cable when you have their internet service. We have a local satellite internet provider called Winbeam, but i've only heard bad things about them. So tomorrow they are going to give us 70so channels of crap and we get to pay them 100 bucks for that privilege. yippee. Now i'm just rambling, anyway, if anyone has any good things to say about winbeam let me know but it looks like i'm stuck with Charter 4 now.


April 20, 2004
I'm walking around WalMart after christmas and they have all their xmas stuff on clearance, so I'm looking around and see cans of that spray on snow stuff. They have them marked down to 20 cents a can! I had to get them and i knew what i wanted to do with 'em. Take a gun and shoot them of course. So this was back in January when i bought them and i had to wait till now for a nice day to do it. Here it is in April and last weekend i finally got the chance to do it. My friend Nick helped out with the destruction part and after it was all done we destroyed 5 cans of that snow and a bunch of half full paint cans and one empty can of "great stuff" that didn't do anything. This weekend i transferred it to my PC and created a short with PM5K as the background music. So i premiere to you my video! You can download it here. It is about 2.2 meg and the quality isn't that great. I have a 48 Meg version of it that is great quality, but my hosting bandwidth is only 20GB per month so if any one has a hosting site that can handle it let me know. Here is a few screen shots of the video, click on an image for a larger version




If you watch it e-mail me and let me know what you think of it.


April 16, 2004
Some things in this world just amaze me. Even now, after almost 30 years i am still amazed everyday. Usually its in the stupidity of others and sometimes it's a good amazing, like this. So if its amazing or amazingly stupid here's to you for making my day better. Also, don't do a google search for "amazing", because you don't really get anything amazing there. In other news, I want to change my website around...I want it to change but I'm too lazy to sit down and actually change it, so it might change or it might not. Depends on how lazy i feel which means don't hold your breath for a change. :-)


April 9, 2004
Ya know what. I hate mice. Not because I don't like them or anything, they have kept me up for the past week chasin' the little fuckers around our house. Someone in our house is deathly afraid of them so I can't sleep until they are all dead. The last 3 nights I have been woke up with screams that would make you think the house was on fire. I think they should die in the most inhumane way ever...what that is i don't know but i want them to suffer for keeping me awake. I've snapped 4 of the little fuckers necks so far..


(update: got 2 more)
I'll add a gif for each one i kill! I am the mighty mouse hunter. Fear me! :)
I've found my new favorite friend its the Subservient Chicken. This is getting added to my hodgepodge links. I went to the doctor last week and while i was there i had blood taken for a cholesterol test. Well i got the results today and I am happy to say that it was ok. Now, my diet consists of a supersized double quarter pounder with cheese meal everyday and junk food every other minute. So this whole fast food isn't good for you is just a conspiracy by those PETA fucks...Speaking of those degenerates, go to HERE. Penn and Teller have a show called Bullshit on Showtime and they did a show on them. It shows how hypocritical they really are. "Bullshit" airs on Showtime on Thursdays at 10PM est. Watch it, you might learn something.
April 8, 2004
It is officially 99 days until the wedding! Plans to be planned, reservations to be reserved. That's the main area of interest in my part of the world these days, we did have a few days of good weather, but it is raining and cold again today. When I retire i am definitely moving to Florida into a nice group home...as long as it's warm. I cleaned up some of the broken pages on the links today, mostly in the misc. section. This is my 2nd post in April, i might set a record for updates this month if i keep going at this pace.


April 7, 2004
Were getting ever so closer folks. We sent the invitations last week!!! So, today I went to google to search for an image of green grass and among the 1st couple pages was, porn! On the 2nd page actually, so that got me wondering. .. How many pages for porn. So for the sake of science I'm going to take everyday words or phrases and see how many google image search pages it takes to get to the center of the porn. I'm using 20 images per page with the safe search off:

Search Phrase

Hit on Page

Comment - Link
Green Grass 2 Green Grass was what started me off and it led me to, Here
Red Flower 9 On my 2nd attempt i thought we had a winner but on the 9th page I got to Here
Muppets 15 How about the Muppets, our friendly gang of puppets. Yep muppets and porn go hand in hand. I found this (don't click unless you really want to, there is spyware a plenty on that link)
bert and ernie 1 Bert and Ernie are popular life partners, how long until we find porn. 1st page, it was almost the 1st image. It was the fourth
Puppies 1 Puppies, was found on the 1st page, which shouldn't come as a suprise. The same image was found twice on the first page. Here
California 6 How about California the land where porn stars run for governor? On page six we find a Link to a video called California Boys. Not my thing but some of you other guys might want to rent it.
football 2 How about football? There should be enough regular content to push the porn way back, right? Wrong, on page 2 is a disturbing link of photoshopped men in diapers.
google 4 How about google? The first link that i came upon was on page 4 that said "Google Mothafucka". That led me to this where there was porn a plenty.
pussy 1 I meant the cat, really. No chance on this one, 1st Page It would be hard to find a cat on here!!
data link 26 This was a tougher one but it was found on the next to last page, although i did find a drawing of a penguin doing a devil back a few pages, i didn't qualify that one. The one found Here is a street racing video that says "girls of street racing"
physical education None!!! Ahh, yes...Gym class, the corner stone of our youths healthy lifestyle. Yea right. I remember nothing good about gym class. From the "gym suit" to the showers where i got to see too much of my fellow classmates. I always wished they had coed showers. Any way, through 32 pages of images there were none that were porn. There were a few with girls holding balls tho...



March 10, 2004
Hello all, I hope your day is going well. Not too bad over here. We've finished our vehicular shopping and ended up with a 1999 Dodge Durango. Its black in color and has a V8 and 4WD. I'm very happy with it and in only 4 and a half years it will be mine...

Picture this in black, with different rims, and in cold weather, and muddy... that's ours. It has the cargo room of a house which is what we were looking for. I didn't have to haggle much, I only had to go to 3 dealers before I got it, the one dealer is still calling me like an old girlfriend. He left a message like "if you just come back we can work something out" The first time he called he said he had some good news, they could get me a monthly payment of $50 more than i wanted?? How that was good news I'll never fuckin' know. Any way we found what we wanted at Fiore Buick, which is a local dealer here. They had a red one a couple days earlier so i drove in and looked for it but it was gone, but they had this black one there and it was exactly what we were looking for, so we got that one. Hopefully who ever had it b4 us took care of it, that is the only thing i don't like about a used vehicle, u don't know what they did to it. On the homefront we got our invitations for our wedding printed and now we have to start getting them sent out. Any donations for our honeymoon can be directed to me at maxrisc@charter.net :-) There is only 128 days to go so act fast! I archived the 2003 headlines so now at the bottom you will find a 2003 and 2002 archive. What fun!

March 2, 2004
Bend me shape me misdirect me
It's all the same to me
Look at all this useless talk
You look at me but you don't see
Understand I'm a sinner
Don't corner me
Don't lecture me
Raise your hands you're a sinner


Wellly welly welly well, how is every one. U'r favorite webmaster is getting back to normal, still the rest of this week will be very busy. I need a new car, we have been looking but haven't found anything yet. I'm thinkin a big ass 18 wheeler, that way if someone gets in my way i'll just plow thru them and keep going, it would probably make the daily commute less stressful for me, other than the cops shooting my tires out..haha.


February 9, 2004
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

But why would I want to do a thing like that?
From Trainspotting

Yippie, so far this year i've totaled my car, been in the hospital, have my e-mail server crash while i was there, have a consultant come in and reinstall some new harddrives only to, not install any antivirus software so it gets infected and has me now sitting here reinstalling the e-mail server yet again. This fucking year has been going great, don't ya think? Nothing much else going on if that wasn't enough. Well, there is the 500 coming up this weekend to look forward too. My server is almost restored so hopefully i will be heading home soon. Probably not tho, i'll b here all night...


January 8, 2004
Happy fuckin' new year. Have I mentioned how much i hate phone systems, no, well i am now. I spent 30 of the last 48 hours of 2003 working on a Nortel system. Actually I sat there an watched while the company that works on our switch scratch their asses and fuck off till the called their nortel tech support and had it fixed. Then Verizon wouldn't port the numbers over so we have been going the last week without incoming local phone service. They finally got it fixed today at noon. And now we have problems with the nortel box and the type of fiber that was run. I can't wait till this project is finished and i can go back to falling asleep and browsing porn all day at work...those were the days. Christmas was ok 4 me, my sweetie was sick so that pretty much sucked, new years wasn't much better. When the ball dropped i was fast asleep, I would have been working but i said fuck it and went home at around 8 that evening. If you don't have the game Postal 2 u need to go out and get it now. It is the best game in the universe! You can use a cat as a silencer for your shotgun, now how great is that! This is my new favorite game. I suggest u go out and buy it today.





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